VIDEO: Marcus of the Midlands
Here we find USMNT keeper Marcus H. playing the role of country gentleman on his ancient English estate filled with cattle, chickens, a good dog and a garage (pronounced: "gar-ridge") full of high-end bicycles. Dude seems like something of a ruralist. I can dig that. A couple more years of living like this and he'll be saying "get orf moi land" with the best of 'em.