See, Here's the Thing Chivas USA...
The thing is the goat is creepy. He's got that aggro-perv smile going while two comely cheerleaders in hotpants & knee socks stand beside him with their forced smiles that suggest that there is a gun pointed at them on the other side of the camera. And he's got a sixpack. Why does a goat have totally ripped-up, "gorilla juicehead" abs? So unnecessary.
For real y'all, I don't care how hot the girls are or how hot Justin Braun is on the field right now; the goat is messed up and would not make me want to go to a Chivas USA game. Somebody other than me has got to see it and put that thing out to pasture. I'm telling you if he sticks around it is only a matter of time before he gets "iced" by one of his goat-bros, asks a Chivagirl to go home with him, gets rejected and goes on a 'roid rage and gores a groundskeeper or some sh*t at the HDC. Seriously, he's liability.