Soccer Cat Fights: Is 2 Officially a Trend?

My brothers from another mother, Unprofessional Foul, pointed out today that this whole girlfight thing is getting well out of hand in ladies soccer at the moment. If a magical third incident occurs in the next 10 days you can be damn sure Oprah will do a show on it, Judy Foudy will have to testify before congress and Lil Jon will have a go at reigniting Brooke Valentine's "career" with a remix of "Girlfight" featuring 16 bars from Elizabeth Lambert.

For real though footie-playin' ladies of America, can we take it down a notch? It's like y'all are all trying to be the new MMA or something. And that will never work out in the long run (see G.L.O.W).