Get Yo Scrilla Right With Landon Donovan

Never listen to your cousin Pookie when it comes to how to stack your paper. That combination carwash/hookah bar in Van Nuys that he wants you to invest in just isn't the best idea. In years past, Wu-Tang Financial would have been the go-to guys but their portfolio just isn't as attractive as it once was (Seen any Wu-Wear stores lately? Didn't think so.).

So in These Tough Economic Times™ who can you trust now to protect your financial neck? Landon Donovan and a coffee can under your matress.