Cristiano Ronaldo Will Choke You Down
People always call CR7 'soft' or a slang term for the female reproductive organ. But as my dude FERENGi® pointed out to me, it kinda takes some balls to go into Estadio Bezerrao and try to choke down a Brazilian. Do you know how easy you can get cut for doing that type of sh*t!? Dude better not show his face in the favela's...he might get dealt with.