Photo of the Day: In Cuba EJ is The Louis Vuitton Don
As TOR reader/informant FERENGi® pointed out to me via email this is straight out oxymoronic, communist-stuntin'. You see Eddie Johson does not care to limit his couture to Craven Cottage or any one place in particular. After all he is a grown-ass man and Cuba is not his momma.
On one hand I'm thinking perhaps US Soccer should have given the team one of those awkward cultural sensistivity classes like they did that one time on The Office and maybe mention something about how we're viewed as materialistic and "capitalist pigs". But on the other hand I'm all "Screw that red govenrment. If EJ can't exercise his right to ball outta control via the use garishly expensive luggage in a not-quite-third-world country, then the terrorist have won."