Jozy To Put a Little Chocolate in America's Cream
Damn, that's one of the most loaded headlines ever. But fear not confederates, this post has nothing to do with Jozy Altidore coaxing JoJo back over to soccer's dark side or earning himself a place at the Palin family Thanksgiving table through carnal means. He's just joining Sacha Kljestan as one of the new faces of milk. Chocolate milk.