9.08.2008

Jozy To Put a Little Chocolate in America's Cream

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Damn, that's one of the most loaded headlines ever. But fear not confederates, this post has nothing to do with Jozy Altidore coaxing JoJo back over to soccer's dark side or earning himself a place at the Palin family Thanksgiving table through carnal means. He's just joining Sacha Kljestan as one of the new faces of milk. Chocolate milk.

7 comments:

Toddzilla said...

Nice "Chocolate Reign" reference. Beautiful.

Anonymous said...

I resent having our soccer team being known as the "yanks"

THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN!

sublicon said...

http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story?id=570635&sec=americansabroad&cc=5901

bing! he also scored a hat-trick in a friendly for villareal . . . against a semi-pro team . . but STILL!

kid showed up, sud.

Anonymous said...

um...is that racist?

charlton heston said...

Trying to force the 'sexualization of Palin' reference in was a stretch.

Just give us more Heather Mitts please.

SF said...

^^^

What? I should say he was gonna knock-up Jamie Lynn Spears? Trying to keep current with my celebrity teen pregnancies.

Teddie Boy Eddie said...

Drill, baby, drill indeed!