John Conway looks absolutely mental in this photo. It's the crazy eyes. It makes him look like he is quite prepared to do what Iron Mike Tyson would only threaten to do and literally eat your children. But hey, if that psycho-stare of his is enough to keep Colorado from putting 4 past them like last time, run with it. Hopefully a bit of crazy-keeper will offset the "No van den Bergh Effect" enough to help RBNY win the turf war.
Image courstey of Red Bull New York and the Daily News.
8 comments:
Watching last Thursday's RB game, i have to say that Conway is the class of the league at his position.
I'm bullshiting, the only keeper as bad as conway is wicks. His crazy stare really denotes the lack of any brain behind those eyes.
i think that is the neighbor Ray Liotta beat with a pistol in Goodfellas
what was the photographer's prompt here?
"ok guys, go ahead, embarrass yourselves"
I disagree. Wells, Burpo, and Thorton are easily worse than JonCon.
he's going for the Patrick Bateman from American Psycho look - but, ironically, his eyes look too coked out here
plus, you can only look so tough in red shorts. why look all like gangsta wannabes? they should instead get creative. try something like... lighting a rapids jersey on fire!
Maybe a Jimmy Hendrix take-off, somebody on their knees crouching over a burning Rapids away jersey. It won't be true revenge unless they can match the previous score line.
2-0 to the Rapids!
Jay-Five out!!!
REVENGE, MAYBE NOT 5-4
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