9.19.2008

ESPN's 7 Players That Should Join The Bradley Bunch

MagSeven

See here's the thing. You and I (assuming you have as little access and professional influence amongst the soccerati as I have) can scream "Cap Kenny Cooper now!" as loud we want and no one is going to listen. We're just the crazy, homeless guy with a brown bag of booze standing on the corner of Soccerville Lane & Internet Road talking about how the end is nigh et cetera, et cetera; you pass him off as a nut, walk past and think nothing of him...until it starts raining frogs or Ted Koppel is on TV encouraging you to stock up on canned goods and shotguns.

So our Ted Koppel also thinks Cooper needs more caps. So does Jozy. And Freddy. And four other impressive young Americans. Will anyone listen now? Probably not but I do feel a little more justified in my lunacy.

6 comments:

Jester said...

Ives is NOT our Ted Koppel. He's our Geraldo Rivera!

Anonymous said...

^^^

Thanks for clearing that up Steven Goff!

mosler said...

Ted Koppel....always finding a spot to slip in some humor.

David said...

I also like Neven Subotic who would be a great addition to the squad and is our long term center half

Amy said...

Ives is our Ted Koppel? haha

Anonymous said...

^^^
yeah really, thanks for the laugh SF