7.31.2008

Pretty Pictures



Aw, remember that one? What a classic that was. It's no American Gothic but around these parts it's what passes for high art.

Below are some of my favorite photos and captions from TOR's past. My love of marrying a good photo with periods and Helvetica may have gone to far on occasion but that's no reason to stop. Or is it? Has it become too rote? Should I find a new visual style?

Ponder that and give me some feed back if you have a minute. You can also let me know what the best TOR caption ever was. Below area few contenders that I picked but feel free to suggest others that you think are top of the table.





Jozyjump





SachaMilkMan

RBNYNE

AduWhat

















26 comments:

Connor B said...

Please never stop the captions! The best ever is Beckham's "Golazo induced semi" hahaha. All are great though. This is what makes this the most fun blog to read online!

RHYbread said...

I love the captions. I don't think TOR would be the same without them.

Best caption is on the Tiffany May picture for sure.

Dave said...

the captions are awesome! please don't ever stop them!

Faux Fur and Soccer Shirts said...

3 traditions that will never change in American soccer:

1. Orange slices
2. Metro agony
3. TOR captions

Gotta keep 'em. Adu at the Wizards game was the best.

Patient Boy said...

If it ain't broke, don't fix it. I'm just sayin.

Alan said...

Keep the captions coming!!

GS said...

I'm gonna have to say the Taylor Twellman "lone striker" caption is my all-time fav. There's nothing like a good Twellman joke.

dmeyer said...

the captions are the best

M. Komar said...

Anything involving Taylor Twellman, especially the classic "lone strike" and the one chronicling Twellman's post MLS Cup blues.

andrewk said...

The captions will never get old!

My vote goes for Beckham's "Golazo induced semi' as the best of all.

Wendel said...

captions are your trademark! like mexican teams and fisticuffs. keep it going

Anonymous said...

Never stop!

1. Goalazo induced semi
2. Sigi and the Bernstein Bears
3. Adu big in Europe
4. Signing Adu
5. Adams Family

Please don't stop.

Andrew said...

My favorites are from Beck's first game. "Freshen your drink, Guv'na" is probably my fav.

Teddie Boy Eddie said...

Keep 'em coming, SF.

Lone Striker was also my fave, followed by the goalazo-induced semi.

Anonymous said...

Please don't stop the comments, they rock! I love the Sigi Schmid one as he does look like a big fat bear as well as the Brazilian Midgets/Freddy Adu caption. Keep up the great work!

briguy said...

Personally, I loved the "Kids Love Douchebags" post. That's my favorite (though the "Cosby Dancing" gloss has to be perhaps the wittiest and most appropriate ever).

I'm an academic, and I was working a few months ago on establishing a group research blog with some colleagues at my institution. We were doing a lot of reading of different types of blogs, looking at design mostly, in different blog farms.

At one point, I directed everyone to Sideline Views and TOR, mainly as an exercise in juxtaposition (both use Blogger, but the sites look completely different).

Anyhow, it was hilarious seeing the response from 8 college professors to the "Kids Love Douchebags" post. That's what we call a "kairotic moment" in our business...

Long live helvetica.

Guy Franzen said...

Sure go without captions, could be the best move since New Coke.

Two of my favorites:
"God is that you? It's me, Bruce"
and Adu at the playoffs.

nonickname said...

Saving Dutch ass since WWII? Naw the Dutch thank the Canadians for that, that's why they still send us tulips every year (no, I'm not joking). The US forces were mainly to the south...as a Canuck who wrote a paper on this a long time ago I gotta represent. Granted the paper sucked as I was focused on a girl living in Montreal back then but I digress...

Now back on track I personally love the plain and simple "Winner" and "Loser" you broke out for Becks and Ronnie at the ESPY's.

Anonymous said...

Absolutely love the captions. Favorites are golazo-induced semi, lone striker, Xavier and the beast, and Adu in the playoffs. The "Can I eat you" one is painfully cruel but equally hilarious.

Don't ever get rid of them please!

betch said...

My faves are the "lone striker" and the Frank Yallop "yes I do know the way to San Jose" one. Twellman after the MLS Cup was a classic.

You're much better at this than Perez Hilton. I don't know if that's partially influencing your decision to stop.

Ed said...

The Sigi bear is my fav.

And Ronaldo's "ladies"

Anonymous said...

i only recently started reading TOR and I cant wait to see the new pics and captions they are classic. keep em coming.

Carles said...

P0ST M0RE FATTIE HUMOR

Brian said...

I love the captions too, but...can you put them in actual caption boxes, like a comic book or something? Several of them are hard to read ("This is what it's all about", Spanish Fly, Beast. Man., and others).

Here are some examples:

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http://gizmodo.com/5031749/exercise-pills-will-finally-make-you-attractive-to-the-opposite-sex-im-sure

http://gizmodo.com/366751/iphone-20-unlocked-runs-all-apps

sublicon said...

Wolyniec looks more like lurch than Cooper does.

Anonymous said...

Don't change a thing. You photos are frequently posted on my desktop at home and work, when appropriate of course, haha!