So y'all know that Big Kenny Cooper is being courted by Norway's Rosenborg right? But did you know that they've upped it from chocolates and flowers to diamonds and pearls? Or did you hear that in the face of losing one of it's best girls to some foreign dude, MLS has offered FrankenCooper a new & improved contract? Even if you heard that you probably hadn't heard that last year's FA Cup finalist Cardiff City want a piece of that ass too and is working on the transcontinental cock-block.
Where did I hear this? Your mom. Just kidding. Or am I? I'm not...if your mom is Steve "Skyline High" Davis; he's not the most high profile soccer writer out there but he is one of the best and most consistent. He's got the word on Cooper, Toja and the McBride deal/epic sqaubble in this week's "Five-A-Side". Get stuck in.
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And as soon as the ink is dry on any foreign club contract, He'll magically get a call up from Bradley.
"Hey Coop, I heard you're playing in Europe now, huh?"
He would only be playing in England every other week mate. Cardiff is in Wales.
I'm a Cardiff Fan myself and would appreciate any further info on the big man Coops.
Who said anything about England? Maybe if he does sign on to stay with MLS a little longer to continue his dominance (single handely in Dallas mind you) and up his stock the Prem sides will be calling.
Cardiff is a good squad, but really FrankenCoop can do much better, stay in MLS and up your profile some more
I really hope MLS will give Cooper his due and pony up some cash. Any word yet on the details of the "new and improved" MLS contract.
Hopefully its in the 300K+ range.
Cooper will get called up soon. Dallas just really need him during the friendlies against eng, spain, and argentina.
Who else is going to score dallas's goals?
Sorry Lad, I was sure I read "England" and not "Europe" the first time I read your comment. Us Welshmen get a bit touchy over such things. :-)
Anyway back to Coops, it seems that the Welsh press believe that Cooper will sign for either Cardiff or Rosenborg next week.
Cardiff have reportedly bid £2M (about $1M) for the big striker.
See Link: http://www.walesonline.co.uk/footballnation/cardiff-city-fc/2008/07/27/super-cooper-in-city-sights-91466-21412557/
The only thing that would put me off this transfer would be Kenny's injury record.
Damnit, Cooper would be the perfect player for Reading to replace Dave Kitson with. He's very much in the same mould, I love this kid.
just for the record, 2 million pounds (i don't have the symbol for pounds on my american computer) is roughly $4 million, not $1 million
Blue birds are shit. Jacks are the better Welsh side.
I know I want a piece of that FrankenCooper ass...
Wait a minute...
"Anonymous said...
Blue birds are shit. Jacks are the better Welsh side."
Go f**k your sister, ya Pikey Bastard.
but seriously, kids, why doesn't Bradley call him up?
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