Coldplay Bring the Footie Funny
By the way, Coldplay's Brian Eno-produced new album is out today. Buy it if you plan to bed anyone between the ages of 25 and 40 this calendar year. Opening the live campaign to promote the album last night at London's Brixton Academy, frontman Chris Martin cracked what is possibly the topical footie joke of the year.
Q:"What do British people do when they have finished winning the World Cup and the European championships?"
A: They turn off the Playstation."