6.26.2008

Ad Age Outs Fire Fans as Beer-Bonging Drunks (Bless 'Em)



While reading through this not-too-thoroughly researched article in Ad Age about American soccer's need for an ad campaign (has this writer never seen any of the Nike adverts?) I noticed that there was a single out-link...and it was to a video of "Firepalooza"!

Personally I have never attended a Firepalooza but it kinda looks like it rocks. It also looks like it's cold enough to store perishables on your front lawn, but I'll let that slide since everything else about it seems to be much more inviting. Things like shotgunned beer, manic pogoing and what has to be some of the most innuendo-filled beer-bonging ever witnessed north of spring break at Lake Havisu. But is that guy really yelling "Suck it, suck it, suck it!" as pretty Patricia from Barcelona wraps loving mouth around a funnel for the first time (oh my)?

Alco-porn at it's finest brought to you courtesy of Ad Age. Who woulda thought?

3 comments:

Bill said...

Looks pretty accurate to me.

Best deal in the MLS.

$10-per game for a Section 8 season ticket
$10-All you can drink PBR's on the Globe Pub Bus to the game.

Equals $20 of pure Mayhem!

Only if we could get a result at home! Go Fire Beat the Quakes!

Faux Fur & Soccer Shirts said...

Sergio Mendes jams, and women chugging beer at a professional soccer game in Chicago, IL all in the same vid.

Truly, the end is upon us.

elopingcamel said...

It might have been "Chug it, chug it, chug it."

Suck it is more likely.