The Fire to Spread Futbol Gospel in the Heartland
I was all primed an ready to take the piss out of the fact that the DC-dominating Fire were going to play their next US Open Cup match in Peoria, Illinois and sponsored by The Butcher Block Meat Shop...really I was. But then I realized that not only is it a fantastic way for the club to build it's brand across the region by playing a meaningful match instead of an exhibition but also that The Butcher Block will f*ck around and sell you a box of prime-aged USDA steaks, a bottle of wine and some seasoning for $39 bucks. Sorry, but I just can't be mad at that.
And is it just me or does "The Polish Two Pack" sound like a sausage & perogi combo you'd order at a deli? Sadly it's not though.