Eight Minutes in Ben Olsen's House
Go to Soccer Insider right now and check out Dan Steinberg's superb video piece with sidelined DC United midfielder Ben Olsen. Go. Now. It's the best thing I've seen all week and it's much better than Ben's wedding spread in Brides Magazine.
As jokey, and superficial as TOR is, I have a massive boner for tasteful, erudite reporting like this. It really makes me feel like an adult (and makes players look like real professional athletes). I stopped myself from embedding it here because I think all praise should be given to the Post for this. Regardless of what you think about the bearded boy wonder, this is well worth your time just to get visual confirmation on the fact that Zach Wells lives in his basement. Love it.