5.21.2008

For Sale: Instant Automotive Baller Status

Reject

If you're in the market for a brand-new, second-hand automobile may I suggest that you consider this Lamborghini Murcielago VT Coupe available at Autotrader.com. It was ordered by and custom made for David Beckham before he left Man U for Real Madrid but he opted out of purchasing it. It's a ride as sweet as his free kicks: powered by a 6.2-litre V12 producing a mammoth 580bhp and 479lb/ft of pulling power channeled to all four wheels, it can go 0-62mph in 3.8 seconds and has a top speed of 205mph.

And what will Goldenballs' sloppy automotive seconds cost you? Just $256,150.45, which if your name happens to be Cristiano Ronaldo is a small price to pay for the gift you owe Edwin Van Der Sar for saving you from a lifetime of hassle & abuse.

4 comments:

Mingo said...

Man I could buy some better supercars for less cash than that. Or just modify an existing car.

Also, did I mention it looks butt ugly? It's a flattened suppository with a license plate.

Anonymous said...

Wha?! The steering wheel is on the wrong side! ;)

How much of an insta-baller would you be plowing into sidewalk traffic going the wrong way in Columbus Circle!

SF said...

"Also, did I mention it looks butt ugly? It's a flattened suppository with a license plate."

Mingo my man you KNOW that shit is flyer than your your (or my) Ford Focus!

Mingo said...

I'll give you that much. It does look a tad nicer than the Focus. However, I think if Becks still wants some supercar loving he needs to turn his eyes to some of our great domestic products. $139,995 MSRP for a Ford GT, you get 550hp and 500tq along with no import fees!

That leaves him with $116,155 left over to spend on installing a huge animated sign outside PHP that reads "5-1. Welcome to MLS Baby."