Twellman Makes Faces, Relives Past Failures on ESPN
It's gotta be hard to be TT. He leaves the cozy confines of a New England winter to come down to NYC to do a load of media for MLS and what happens? Some anchor on ESPN has to remind him of everything that has ever gone wrong in his life. If he wasn't on TV with his collar popped like some fratdaddy who calls everyone "chief", I would actually feel sorry for him.
What does she bring up? Various MLS Cup failures. The never-ending, never-gonna-happen move to England. Even his secret baseball past (which is maybe only a negative to me). Hell, I'm shocked she didn't bring up any high school rejections from the opposite sex.
And when she gets to baseball he shoots himself in the foot by revealing that his Grandpappy played for the Yankees. Realizing that he may have well just stood in the middle of Boston Common and screamed "I hate chowder, Sam Adams and America's colonial heritage", he follows up the revelation with a quick "but I don't want that to get out."
Sorry chief, but I think it already is.