Because he's a good kid, The Biggest Midget in the Game came home to see his mama for Christmas. But you know how it is when you go home for Christmas and as soon as the sun goes down and your parents go to sleep, you wanna head to the bar. You go out with a bunch of dudes you ran with in high school, and inevitably run into chicks that were hot back then and have fallen off hard or girls that weren't hot but now are like walking habenero peppers and you sweat them like there is no tomorrow. Because there isn't...you have a flight back to wherever you live now and need to close this deal tonight.
Since Freddy is not of legal drinking age (in the States, Portugal is whole 'nother matter) he skips the high-school reunion and opts for court side seats at the Wizards-Hawks NBA game. And I'm sure being an international footie sensation doesn't hinder him in the least when it comes to making those love re-connections.
Happy holidaysto you young baller...may you sit next to Spike Lee and Jack Nicholson one day soon.
2 comments:
Wizards=Crap
He was there to ball someone.
Nicholson and Spike Lee will never, may I repeat, NEVER, be at a Wizards (in Washington) game anytime time soon unless A) the game is either in New York or LA; B) those two are filming in Washington; or C)Those two are forced to go to a Wizards game at the request of some crazed lunatic, ala De Niro in The Fan.
The Wizards are a decent team--great personalities off the court, too--but LA and New York are in totally different stratosphere's.
The Wizards equate to the Everton's of this world. Well, as far as social exposure goes.
Field/court wise, the Knicks are pathetic. Off the court, they have that rep power, though.
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