Wouldn't you like to put your arms around Heather Mitts while revealing your mouth snake to her? I would. But I am a married man and can't. And I'm fine with that, really I am.
So I will live vicariously though this young, privileged mystery man. I don;t know who he is or what the story is with this photo. Using my CSI: New Jersey detective skills I can only deduce that it was summer, drinks were had, and he didn't get any. Yet still, he is legend (like Will Smith).
If anyone knows this guy please tell him that if he's going to get that close he has got make a real move and not make a mockery of the moment. I hate (I mean it really is raising my blood pressure) to quote Eminem, but like he said "you only get one shot".
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Man, I love me some Heather Mitts. I figure he knew he had no shot so may as well as get a good photo out of it.
Stay thirsty, my friend.
If I squint my eyes, don't apy attention to her hair and pretend that dude has a drink in his hand, it looks just like you and Staten Island Maradona
Jealous. It's almost like the picture I took with Cynthia Rothrock... .who by the way is hotter in real life.
That is one of the greatest pictures I have ever seen... AJ Feeley looks like crap
he is legend
I don't know why, but I could see this entry being tagged "Ballin' outta control" for shits and giggles.
Heh
"That is one of the greatest pictures I have ever seen... AJ Feeley looks like crap"
HA!
Seriously WTF is Feeley's problem? Shit or get off the pot dude.
And Mingo, I will agree with you. He may in fact be Ballin'Outta Control.
Thank you so much for the recent Heather Mitts fix. I was jonesin' like you would not know.
She has a beautiful arm.
She's 29, so the next dude that lands her gets the marraige as she will begin to go through pregnancy pangs.
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