12.30.2007

Eddie Gaven's Big Fat New Jersey Wedding.

Eddie Gaven The Offside Rules MLS Colombus Crew

You may have noticed that I (along with the vast majority of the soccer blogosphere) haven't posted much in the last week. Aside from Dempsey & Bocanegra scoring repeatedly in the name of Fulham's futility, there has been precious little going on. Which means precious little to write about.

How bad is it for American soccer content right now? So bad that I'm posting freaking wedding announcements for Columbus' Eddie Gaven. Congratulations my dog...and welcome to the terrordome.

The best thing about a wedding is that it's like adult Christmas; you get to make a list and people buy you everything that's on it. Since you'll always be a Metro to me, I'll see what I can do about helping you get that registry at Target fulfilled. I'll get you the sushi board, but someone else is going to have to come through on the porcelin 4-section relish servers.

8 comments:

AKDave said...

Even in this brave new hyper-connected world, I can't believe I just looked through Eddie Gaven's wedding registry.

gatogordo said...

another victim to the terrordome..ahahha. i am in for the rattan flatware caddy..hahaha. yeah these are some lean times for news .....good luck eddie..welcome to the hell that is the m word...

CousinBinksta said...

Even after the great Donovan wedding gift from Kubrick, I can't believe you found that.

Nice work.

Amanda said...

American Intercontinental? All class, Gaven.

Mingo said...

You know, I'm tempted to drop a little coin and pick up something for them off the list. Heh.

blahblah said...

I love weddings. If I was anywhere near Hamilton, NJ right now, I'd be all over sneak-,err, walking in and hitting the bar.

Train said...

I never got a thank you note from Donovan. Fuck this noise.

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