Craig Ferguson's Bad Comedy, Becks Bad Ankle

I watched this and thought to myself "Self, this is not very funny". And then I saw this KNBC report stating that he re-injured the world's most discussed ankle again in practice. At that point it went from being not funny to eerily prescient. Perhaps Graig Ferguson is behind the breaking of Beckham (he is Scottish after all).

Conspiracy theories aside, I'm starting to hope that he doesn't touch the pitch again this season. I would like to see the comeback feel good story of the year as much as anyone, but it's slowing becoming a tragic comedy. Let the man heal so that he can take us to promised land next year...we've waited this long, what's another 6 months.