Zidane, Messi to Kick it in Houston
We hate to be the bearer of bad news but you might have to tell the kids that Christmas is canceled. Tell them that Daddy has to go all the way to Houston, which is far away in a magical place called Texas, on December 22nd and is likely to have a heart attack from all of the excitement while he's there. After which Daddy will be hospitalized, ok?
Why is Daddy going to have a heart attack? Well Daddy wants to go see something called the Free Kick Masters, which is going to be like the seeing the Superfriends of soccer. Except instead fighting crime yadda yadda yadda they are going to be putting bulges in the back of the net.
Who's going to be there? Well for starters:
Alessandro Del Piero
Jay Jay Okocha
Subait Khater Fayel
Sun Xiang Sun Ji
And a man named Zidane is going to be there as well. So Daddy may be in the hospital on Christmas, but don't worry we can do presents next year.