On Hunchbacks, Scoring, and Sex Tapes
As tempting as it is to pre-empt all footie coverage today to focus on the possible Meg White (as in the White Stripes) sex-tape leak, the show must go on. On to Chicago to be more precise, where a crowd of over 20K took in the Fire-United match yesterday.
Both of the goals in the highlight clip above are just as entertaining (and substantially more work-safe) as a celebrity sex tape. In the first one The Hunchback of Bridgeview™ sets up Chad Barrett's goal by sending him a pass that is 1980's Dan Marino perfect. The second goal is unbelievable; almost no angle and smoothly threaded through the eye of a needle by Jaime Moreno. Straight ill.
But speaking of sex tapes, who do you think will be the first American player to put out a sex tape? Leroy Lita's done one for the European market, but what about us? It may not endear them to the soccer mom crowd, but I bet it would get them into the pages of US Weekly which is completely uncharted territory. We all know who I'm pulling for.