9.24.2007
On Hunchbacks, Scoring, and Sex Tapes
As tempting as it is to pre-empt all footie coverage today to focus on the possible Meg White (as in the White Stripes) sex-tape leak, the show must go on. On to Chicago to be more precise, where a crowd of over 20K took in the Fire-United match yesterday.
Both of the goals in the highlight clip above are just as entertaining (and substantially more work-safe) as a celebrity sex tape. In the first one The Hunchback of Bridgeview™ sets up Chad Barrett's goal by sending him a pass that is 1980's Dan Marino perfect. The second goal is unbelievable; almost no angle and smoothly threaded through the eye of a needle by Jaime Moreno. Straight ill.
But speaking of sex tapes, who do you think will be the first American player to put out a sex tape? Leroy Lita's done one for the European market, but what about us? It may not endear them to the soccer mom crowd, but I bet it would get them into the pages of US Weekly which is completely uncharted territory. We all know who I'm pulling for.
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Well, I'd pay good money for a tape of Ante Razov and Carlos Bocanegra going at it while reminiscing on the 'ol Fire days (cue flashback to a locker room scene where the boys play ass-grab with a confused yet intrigued Damarcus Beasley) while Clint Dempsey, naked except for a "kiss the chef" apron, brings in buckets of ice to cool the boys down. Oh and Bobby Boswell does awful stand-up in the corner wearing nothing but a bra and frilly lady panties.
So long as it's not a Bruce Arena tape. He has to be the most boring lay ever.
Very interesting, blahblah. Do you think it would be something like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8L00gu5_9YY
Damn. I knew it was only a matter of time before The Gay Pimp turned up!
oh right, the tape is missing syncronized dance moves inbetween the lockers - my vote is for Jimmy Conrad to lead a posse of any mls team's reserves squad for that part.
"We all know who I'm pulling for."
Was that just unfortunate wording, Freudian slip or the funniest pun of the year?
Chad Barrett scored for the Fire, not Wade Barrett.
Wrong Barret indeed. Sorry, I need sleep.
There's no doubt, the guy is completely right.
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