Read that headline while drinking something and try not to spew it out your nose. Impossible. I know it's LA and everyone sprinkles blow on their Corn Flakes in the morning, but fuck me if this international media orgy is their idea of subtlety.
The only thing that can make this coming out party more of a spectacle would be if Beckham crash landed a Lexus helicopter (and they don't even make those) into the press conference, had his jersey presented by the ghost of John F. Kennedy, and rode away on an elephant driven by a top-hatted Alexi Lalas.
The only thing that can make this coming out party more of a spectacle would be if Beckham crash landed a Lexus helicopter (and they don't even make those) into the press conference, had his jersey presented by the ghost of John F. Kennedy, and rode away on an elephant driven by a top-hatted Alexi Lalas.
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