7.27.2007

Douche of the Moment: Miguel Calero

This was Pachuca keeper Miguel Calero last Tuesday night in their match against LA Galaxy. What is with the bandanna? Is he a thug? Is he a cancer victim? Is he a pirate? Perhaps he's doing "the treble" by being all three?Either way it's a bad look for the big fella.

And skulls? Did you borrow that off of one of your biker friends you met in Juarez one night? Jeez what is this, Halloween? Well guess what chief? Your shit is scary but not in a "Jaws" way.

You look like the guy most likely to steal a wallet in the locker room, and threaten the ball boys that hang out behind the goal. Hey Miguel, it's soccer not the WWE.

6 comments:

CousinBinksta said...

I really wish I cared about this tournament as MLS would like me to. It's not the standard "oh it's in the middle of our season and it doesn't matter nonsense" It's because my team wasn't asked, didn't get a chance to qualify. I'm not at all interested in supporting or cheering for another team or Mexican Club in this.

I just don't care and it honestly saddens me that I feel this was considering how much soccer I watch.

gly said...

You're not funny.

Anonymous said...

i hope you dont think he's mexican. i also hope you know calero always wears a hat and/or bandana.

wor.d

Anonymous said...

I think he brought it from the Henry Rollins goalie-wear catalog...

Anonymous said...

Who cares what nationality he is, he looks like an idiot.

A bandana with skull and crossbones? Is Agnostic Front in town for a show or something?

SF said...

I know he is Colombian. I also know that he is not Jesse "The Body" Ventura but I don;t think he does.