Every bar, pub, and stadium should have urinals like this. The ad above reads “Soccer is good everywhere, but it is much better on ESPN”. While that may not be a fact, I do believe that taking aim at a tiny ball is infinitely more entertaining (and easier to move) than a hockey puck-sized urine cake.
I imagine that after 5 pints of Harp you have enough force built up in you that you could just rip right through the back of the net. I also envision a good number of overzealous "Toilet Tevez's" will probably spray themselves with their own marinade in the process.