This disturbing, yet hilarious locker room sing-a-long footage comes to us courtesy of BobbyBoswell.com. In it D.C. United striker Emilio doles out a cringe-inducing rendition of James Blunts' wedding anthem "You're Beautiful" that sounds not too dissimilar to one of the local drunks I knew back in Jersey City. His name was Drinky Mike and the only thing worse than his feet (which were seriously "Hammer Time"-funky) was him knocking out a Southern Comfort-fuelled cover of Al B. Sure's "Night & Day" at 2 a.m.
Man I bet that bulldog (every locker room should have a bulldog) can howl better than this dude. Maybe this shit will fly on Brazilian Idol, but in Chocolate City you gotta come better than that!