Newly installed US Mens National Team coach ________ will take his side to the Most Blonde Kingdom of Ikea in August for a friendly against the Swedes as they tune-up for their next round of Euro qualifiers. No word on whether this match will be a one-off or part of a larger European vacation (hopefully the USSF does not have Clark Griswald on the payroll). Also the jury remains out at to whether Neneh Cherry will be performing the Swedish national anthem, which I regret to inform you is not "Buffalo Stance".
But truth be told, the who gives a shit about a non-competitive match when the opposition has fans that look like this?! Shit, they should sell this one out on away support alone. You see that guy in the back? He's the happiest man this side of Berlin (he doesn't smile to much though, as he is German). But put a Sam's Army T-shirt on him, drape a flag around his neck and he could be you. Don't know about you but I may have to go on a photo safari....better start digging out those passports now!