Warning: This Is Porn

.....only if you like pinpoint crosses and long-range strikes as much as you like tits, and Victoria Secret catalogues. And if that's the case you need to move out of your moms fucking basement and get wet.

Until then, spend your Saturday night's at your World of Warcraft-edition Alienware PC peeping FootieTube. It's like Youtube without all of the annoying cat videos, and music videos so bad that even MTV won't air them.

In addition to all the current clips & commercials, they have a wealth of old-school footage for the hardcore fan. Seriously, where else can you see Jimmy Greaves tackle the dog during the England-Brazil match from '62?