3.14.2007

10 Signs That You Spend Far Too Much Time on Bigsoccer



10. You know what the following letter combinations mean:
I/O, IIRC, USMNT, IMHO, SSS

9. The letter combination "DP" no longer conjures a pornographic image.

8. You'd like to "Move KC now!"

7. The NASL's demise is the direct result of the Cosmos success. FACT!

6. You complain. About everything.

5. Making the 1st page of a thread is the most exciting moment of your day.

4. You can list every potential MLS expansion market, & why they'll never get in
(especially Rochester).

3. You don't have to ask which side of the family Uncle's Phil & Lamar are on.

2. You've had multiple arguments about why Miami was contracted.

1. The word "Hmong" sends you into fits of uncontrollable hysteria.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hilarious. I got another: You belong to a supporters club for a team that doesn't exist (Son's of Ben, Quakes supporters)

Anonymous said...

You've wondered if Jade1MLS is really the girl in her avatar.

Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHAHA!

jade1mls said...

I am...
click me.