3.27.2007

Dear Posh, Could You Please Hold Back A Little?

For a few months at least. Please just wait until you and your husband arrive in Planet Hollywood before you start showing off your baby-feeders outside of Nobu. Or better yet wait until the All-Star game. At half-time. On a float. A diamond-encrusted float fueled by Cristal, Faberge eggs, and bald eagle heads....the more lavish the better.

Why? Because our league could like, you know really use it's very own "Nipplegate" scandal to get the tongues wagging because nothing says "big league" like big boobs.

2 comments:

Laurie said...

How much do I love your post labels? A lot, that's how much. Freak Shows? PR Disasters? With Beckham coming our way, I may be stealing these for my own blog.

Giggle.

My male readers do seem to like the Posh nipple shots (and I especially love the diagrams, just in case, y'know, we couldn't tell.) I'll be linking to this post today or tomorrow.

SF said...

Thanks Laurie....I'll take all the link love I can get.